ok, i made this when i was reallllly bored at work-gave it to lo, called it jezzy B-(lollipop to the person who guesses why we called him that!)-yeah
but we have decided he is evil.
jezzy B is evil...discuss....
You evil harlot!!! How dare you suggest Jezzy B is evil? Look, he's got a flower for you and everything! I don't know, sometimes people
can be so cruel...
p.s. er, we didn't name him after Jazzy
KEEP IT AWAY!!!!
On an unrelated note - Kylie's gorgeous! I'm sure I would have noticed if that was her I passed today.
erm, *blushes and hides* thank-u al! hooray for lo's webcam theres actually a couple which turned out ok for once-its a magic webcam!!!-i'm pretty sure i saw you yesterday, but i walk around looking at the floor so chances are all you'd have seen was my hair-yeah..but next time i'l come and say hello now you'd recognise me maybe.
On a related note, he's still evil.
he kinda reminds me of a cake, the type your mum would make for school parties and thingy-me-bobs...... so as he looks like a cake he can't be
evil coz cake is generally a good thing for all concerned!
[Edited on 29-10-2003 by Cleverest_of_monkeys]
so thats one for evil-(tom), and one for cake-like goodness-(c_o_m)hmmm...would it help if i told you he broke lo's car?
i think jezzy b looks a bit camp......he is a bloke, isn't he???
I presume because he is obviously incapable of driving safely!!
You're all very close, but alas none of you get the lollipop quite yet..sorry! But keep guessing if you can be bothered ;P.
He's a minion of the devil and he sat in my car and sent out evil vibes, causing, erm, my stub axle to weld itself to something. Or something.
He was giving Kylie a flower rather than wearing it in his hair...but it did make him look rather camp .
I like him- he looks like the thing that lives under my bed......................
Is he Jack Skellington's misfit sibling who was forced to live in the basement, fed only fish heads and human flesh????
You know, we did make that comparison when he was first created...you should have seen his face before we made it look less scary, it was an amazing
Do I get a lolly for being perceptive?
*checks dictionary for meaning of perceptive*
*Goes back to drawing board*
[Edited on 29-10-2003 by if_only_ralph_were_real]
oh-oh!!! I think i have it!! is jezzy b a reference to Beelzebub ?????
go on - say yes, then i can live up to my name!!
Mystery solved: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ldsbsl/message/613
Aw man, cleverest_of_monkeys, Alan, I'm afraid you're both wrong.. but hey, two rather good tries . Whee! Etc.
hmmmmm....need some kind of super intellegence hat to boost my brain waves or i'll have to change my name to just_above_average_intellegence_monkey........... imagine meeting someone at the bar and introducing yourself as that????
Anything to do with this:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........am I close- I was clutching at straws before..................
one last guess!!! is it short for Jezabelle????? coz if she broke your car she would be one......
I think I have been possessed by Jezzy B.................
This could go on for a lonnngggg time... Yay!
i do indeeed think a lollipop is in order, if only cos ur trying so hard!-come up and claim ur prize on sat deary!
is it named jezzy b after a dizzy rascal lyric? the ghetto underworld background of mr rascal may explain his evilness
what sort of lollipop is it? i always used to like drumsticks, or the chupa chups ones that were strawberry flavoured and whistled
the type of lollipopo is tba! but i'd lurve to re-find whistly lollies though, they rocked!
I'm pretty sure I saw a girl outside the SU with one the other day, but she was just holding it rather than playing it. Wrong, that is.
definately!!!! but where did she get it from?????
i seem to remember that once the lolly has been sucked to a certain point, it stops whistling
i also remember that if you constantly whistle it, grown ups get rather annoyed. and your mum/dad threaten never to buy you one again
My mum always used to say that she wouldn't buy me kinder eggs anymore when I choked on the small pieces..............but she always
did........maybe she didn't like me very much.....
Hmmmmmmm.anyhow- DISASTER- I cannont claim a lollipop on saturday- I am gracing my home city of Cambridge with my presence!!!!!!!!!!
Will it still be available for collection at a later date- can I attack you in the street.
I know the identities of Lo and Cinderella lips- U were in the SU on tueday.....and I saw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Jezzy B named after the evil, evil, evil Mr. Jeremy Beadle- famed for pulled evil stunts on innocent minor celebrities???????????
He has the same smile................and the evil look........
[Edited on 30-10-2003 by if_only_ralph_were_real]
If_only_ralph_were_real..... you are a fecking geeeeeeeenius!!!!!!!
You got it in, erm, about 12, rather than in one, but by Jimminy you got it!!! I'm so happy! Hahaha .
The story goes... if you look back at the original picture, one of his arms is longer than the other one, and although we pride ourselves on being lovely lovely people, we had an evil moment and remembered the whole 'small hand' thing on Mr. Beadle... it's bad and wrong, and I'm sorry, but there it is. *hangs head in shame*
p.s. You saw us in SU hey? Hmm, I wonder what you look like, we could be wandering round being stalked and we wouldn't know it! Teehee.
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it- this shows the amount of effort I put in- Jezzy B does have a striking resembelence to Mr.
Yes- I stalk you- I also saw you Lo in the toilet around 7.10 pm.........
Not in the toilet, toilet but in the area by the sinks.......I'm not that much of a stalker..........
[Edited on 30-10-2003 by if_only_ralph_were_real]
Finding out the origins of Jezzy B's name gave my life meaning.........can we have more elastic band ball people with cryptic names- please oh
please oh please????????????
Yeah and I like to chew lollysticks- but only nice plastic ones that make me bite my tongue and not the papery ones which go soggy and expand into a sticky, soggy papery mess..........
[Edited on 30-10-2003 by if_only_ralph_were_real]
In celebration I am wearing a crown until further notice
That would be lovely..............
I'm loving the crown
Chewing lolly sticks, however...hmm, i suck on the plastic ones sometimes - I had a lolly with a wooden stick, like a proper stick - the other week, it was my birthday present .
Wow, really, in the loos? Yikes, I'm scared now, eeeeeep! Hehehe .
Erm, well there are no more elastic band ball men, but er, Kylie and I shall conspire to come up with something even better .
Ooooooooooh will it involve butchered stuffed animals?????????
Yes!!!! Well, actually, possibly not.
awwwwwwwwwww- hey stop looking at my beanie babies like that!!!!!!!!!!
*hangs head in shame*
I think the whole Jezzy B thing could start off a whole new craze- like Pokemon cards and pogs- kids in the streets will all have tiny Jezzy Bs and invent joyful games- copyright him now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hear that, Kylie? As creator of the evil that is Jezzy B, it's your right to infect the minds of the innocent youth now... Hehehehe.
there could be a movie, a movie of the movie, books, toys.... how about a build your own jezzy b??? just in time for the xmas market!!
i think you are too late.
i reckon the best thing to do is to create the jezzy b cartoon, release it in time for the school easter holidays, build up a strong following, and by summer it will be massive. from there, release all the merchandise listed above and more, and by christmas all involved will be millionnaires!!
by the way, for this thinking, can i be stretegic director?
If you like, yes . But I think Kylie should get most of the profits, seeing as
she created the evil little guy... And I should be like Vice President of Jezzy B Corp., cos I carried him round in my car and risked life and limb
and.... oh dear, I've lost the thread :S.
But a good idea, TC!
hereby copyrights jezzy b!
you all talked about him so you all now owe me royalties......a millin pounds...mahahaha....
Jezzy b was so evil because i was bored at work in the summer(and in charge of the stationary ) so we figure all my boredom and pissed off working-ness was infused into mr B as he was being created...at first we considered sacrificing him, Possibly tying him to a rocket come fireworks night, but i've grown quite attached to the evil lil bugger now.
oooh, so you did see us in the bar?cool-how did you know it was us...?
I'm thinking it was our funky avatars that gave us away .
Maybe this is inappropriate, but someone had to say it sooner or later...
...actually, wouldn't want to ruin your fun, who cares about reality?
Well anyway, here's big red cock.
*hits self with sponge* yup yup-now i think of it it might well be that!
why does it say this thread has no replys?
i think its because it disappeared for a bit and got rescued from where ever it is deleted threads go, there hasn't been anything since the resurrection-
That is indeed corerct.
I know who you are because you have pictures as avatars whereas I have a blobby little cartoon lady- and look very much unlike her- except maybe if I
walked around all day everyday in those clothes people might be able to spot me............
However my digital camera is now on my person so my identity maybe revealed........
ah ha...well that would make the lollipop awarding easier, otherwise how would we know if it was an imposter trying to steal ur lollipop?
Exactly- anyone could dress up as my mini me to claim my reward of genius..........so how is Jezzy B?
as far as i (creator of jezzy b) am aware he is evil as usual, but he lives with ilona so i saw him last yesterday-he seemed fine-enquired as to how you were actually, (he knows all!)still has his flower on, its kinda undermining his evil-ness, makes him look a bit camp!
Awwwww tell Jezzy I feel like crap- third time round of freshers flu- could it be revenge for guessing the origins of his name- like a twisted Rumplestiltskin?
aw, nah, i don't think jezzy is responsible for ur flu (although i managed not to catch it this year, had a really bad dose of it my first year,
maybe jezzy made me immune?-afterall i did create him) does that make me his mum?and just between you and me,hes not looking so evil these days, maybe
he's like smurfette and the overwhelming goodness of the indiesoc forum has turned him!
ps-hope you feel better!
Smurfette was only so damn happy all the time because she was the only female in the village................
i think some jezzy b posters at the next indiesoc night would go down a treat!
I'm thinking of making a Jezzy B t-shirt
Who'll start me at £30??????
what size is it?
One size fits all- erm it's magic- it fits anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've got loads of t-shirts, i might just have to wait until january when it will be in the sale
Or you could just nick the picture and print it on that special T shirt transfer paper stuff and carefully iron it on (adult supervision may be
required- irons are very hot)
Voila- bargain T shirt complete with exclusive Jezzy B design......
how about a female version, featuring the jezzxy b with a flower?
I can't believe no one's mentioned the phrase 'Jeremy Beadle's wanking claw' yet.
There could be a whole range of products!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahaha- dunno what Jezzy's mummy would have to say about the use of her son for financial gain tho- I think she would want a cut of the profits.
am i jezzy b's mummy? how very disturbing! but hmmm, i love that you would even want a t-shirt with jezzy b on, so it would cost u nada!
Wanking claw...hee hee hee...
then you could sell them in colchester market!!!
roooouuuund up, rooouuund up, get'cha jezzy b t's 'ere, ten paaaannnd each, three for tweny quid
Yay! Jezzy T shirts all round- the sad thing is I will actually make one and wear it...............
u think thats sad?nah, -i was bored enough to make him!
No don't say that- I was pretending that he was found in the cabbage patch or something!!!!!!
yes, but this has been one of the most replied to posts; that means a lot of bored people!!
sorry! he was made in slough, where i was working over the summer-the same trading estate as the office is filmed in actually-so we can pretend he is the spawn of ricky gervais if u want!
Sweet little jezzy? - actually I see the similarity between Ricky Gervais and Jeremy Beadle- plus they have the wanking claw thing in common (i'm not implying Ricky has one- just the reference to it in the Office)
Can you make a 2004 calendar of Jezzy in various catalogue style poses, such as Jezzy at the beach and Jezzy in Xmas spirit?
i still think jezzy looks a bit camp, even without the flower
It's the jaunty position of the arms (claws?) that does it.
That's it, I'm gonna find someone with iron-on transfer stuff, these t-shirts have to be made, Kylie! Wow, think of the possibilities...
ok, so whos up for the jezzy B soc!
that is uber cool...*works on jezzy poses*
I can see the Jezzy merchendise now.......*cue dream sequence*
oh ralph..u did miss the jezzy b dance...it was beyond words..*sighs*
It was indeed wonderful. *reminisces*
Actually now I think of it, it was just a load of drunk people waving one arm about... but it's the misty recollection that makes it so cool .
it may well have been-i look like me but ill today....i'm sorry i didn't see-but then i didn't know what u looked like properly-i do
now though, so next time i'l come and say hi
ah yes, at rock night last night the jezzy b dance...ah....
I missed it
Tis a shame- but I'll wait until he releases his christmas workout/yoga/pilates/bikini workout video to see it!
Then there will be Jezzy's adult home video- and he will have to sue for miiiiiiiiiillions of dollars!!!!!!!
Hurrah- I am back on the forum- too much to catch up on!
I just had to know what vague events and wonderings were posted on things that occured to me today!!!!
P.S Are you venturing out on this Rabbit v Red trophy/ beer/ find a traffic cone thing?
Are you Rabbit or Red?
Ah good good then I will reveal all:
Ok people, we've been set a challenge by the folks at the Rabbit.
On Monday in Week 8 (17th November) we will be challenged to the beer trophy competition. Rules are as follows:
Meet at 7pm in the SU, we'll enjoy a few quiet drinks, perhaps chat to the rabbit people, untill 9pm, then the challenge starts, we will have 90 minutes to go off, either round campus, to wivenhoe, or towards colchester, and try to find the best trophy possible. This could be a traffic cone, a tree, the vice-chancellors wife, or anything else you can think of. The point is, it has to be fun, and it has to be legal (!)
There was an email.
hmm, never recieved one, perhaps they don't like me!!!
oh well, i have 2 essays due in on the tuesday, so probs couldnt go anyway. which is a shame.
the prize thing we've ever got hold of was a toilet, but alas we got it about 100 metres down the road before it was dropped and it smashed. was gonna leave it outside a flatmates room
has anyone realised that our student newspaper is named after a vibrator????????
harsh, i was well up for that
Maybe there should be an Indie Soc vs a soc of a similar size for some sort of shenanigans?
We could do some kind of IndieSoc thing where people split up into teams for some challenge.
yeh good call. but whatever could we do...?
that trophies thing sounded cool
boys v girls!!! - just like school!
It needs to be more original- although I am loving the trophies thing- hence I am taking part in the Red team.......
Any other ideas?
Seeing as this is the Jezzy B thread, I think I should hide him somewhere in Wivenhoe and you guys go find him... Surely it'd be the best trophy
in the world?
Oh, and if anyone finds my Henry, could they direct it my way? Lol .
top trumps - boys vs girls and see who comes out on top. is there a more indie game than top trumps?
everyone seems to be going on about Mousetrap lately...
pictionary or risk are always popular after a few beers..... how about drunken monopley???????
sorry...thats well poor spelling but my head tired.......
well, not really
i have powerpuff monopoly! don't think it's really a tournament game though. how about jenga?!
Risk is much better for drunken playing than monopoly - you can have much better arguments.
i just wanna take over the world really........
how about we all meet up in the bar, get numbered off so that its totally random, then complete the challenge, whatever it is
Sounds fun to me - but can it not be Downfall? My brother used to kick my ass at that game, it always made me cry .
Simon, what's scary about it? I thought I looked rather good .
I think it should be a giant game of operation.......
we could invent lightsabers and then have a huge jedi battle!!!!
Or an Indiesoc pillow fight
lets set a date for it after essay deadlines?
Some of my essays aren't due until jan 15th though!!!!!
Okay- anybody want to suggest a date- what is the event/challange that is taking place?
That's ok. I was all prepared to get upset.
Why is this thread not about Jezzy B any more? Grr..
I think the Jezzy hype has died down now he is working on his media career
But he's not, he's lying in front of me on his back, on my desk. No work going on there. Although maybe that's the reason the
thread's died down...
Jezzy has become a bum- is he rolling sround wearing a string vest with a can of special brew, moaning about the good old days when his name was on everybodys lips?
It's the filthy underbelly of showbiz I'm afraid.
i reckon jezzy b will be the star guest at the big cheese before long,k following on from jason donavon and east 17
No way, he's above that - far too classy . He's gonna be living off
the royalties from all his merchandising. In a big house with lots of models and such.
Jezzy will be a 70 year old....ball, all his elastic will have gone and he'll have a 23 year old glamour model on his arm- I have faith Jezzy!