"In descending order of vehemence, my objections to the Tory species stem from a) everything they do, b) everything they say, c) everything they
stand for, d) how they look, e) their stupid names and f) the noises I imagine they make in bed."
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Registered: 17-10-2002 Location: BACK IN DA HOOD Status: Offline
posted on 9-8-2013 at 14:12
I had to play this at Mixtape once. The person who requested it said they thought it would be funny. But it wasn't funny at all.
I often go to sleep with pyjama bottoms, socks and a t-shirt on. When I awake I am naked. This is a popular phenomenon, known in scientific circles as
theft. My family members steal my clothes in the night and sell them down the market. I often walk to work and see kids wearing the clothes that only
the night before I was sleeping in. It is a disturbing development.